Monday, October 30, 2006

rhymes with tock

I kid you not.

Me: Looking at the chart, what was the percentage of free African-Americans in the United States in 1860?

Teddy, A.U.: Mister, tomorrow can I come dressed like a cooowwkk?

New Loud Kid (angry): Shut the f@ck up, Teddy! Everything is cooowk, cooowk, cooowk. I'm gonna beat your ass if you say that sh%t one more time!

Teddy, A.U. (pointing at New Loud Kid): COOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWKKKK!!!!!!

New Loud Kid (standing up): Mr. Benjamin, make him STOP!

Me (so mature): You make him stop! YOU STARTED IT!

I'm a fabulous teacher. Really.


Anonymous said...

I swear I don't know how you do it.

The one good thing I got out of teaching special ed. was the habit of calling parents constantly. I hope you're doing that too.

mrd said...

I just came across this. As a sped teacher myself, it's nice to know I'm not the only one dealing with this shit. You rock! Hang in there!