I kid you not.
Me: Looking at the chart, what was the percentage of free African-Americans in the United States in 1860?
Teddy, A.U.: Mister, tomorrow can I come dressed like a cooowwkk?
New Loud Kid (angry): Shut the f@ck up, Teddy! Everything is cooowk, cooowk, cooowk. I'm gonna beat your ass if you say that sh%t one more time!
Teddy, A.U. (pointing at New Loud Kid): COOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWKKKK!!!!!!
New Loud Kid (standing up): Mr. Benjamin, make him STOP!
Me (so mature): You make him stop! YOU STARTED IT!
I'm a fabulous teacher. Really.
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I swear I don't know how you do it.
The one good thing I got out of teaching special ed. was the habit of calling parents constantly. I hope you're doing that too.
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