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And every parent said the same thing.
"Well. Uhh. Hmmm."
This led to some exceptionally long discussions, much to the chagrin of the dozen parents standing in line.
I was actually quite pleased with some of the suggestions and the conversations that followed.
It certainly beat the P/T conferences that I was subject to the last three years at IS OZ, which generally started with something to the effect of, "Thanks for coming. We're having another problem with Pauly telling me to suck his d78k every day that I ask him to hang his coat."