Today, as I was attempting to start a DVD (of the highest educational quality .... yeah, right) for my class, I was unable to locate the remote.
As I wandered around my desk searching for the damn thing, one of my students yelled out, "Yo, Mister! Lenny put the remote down his pants!"
And sure enough, he had.
As I apprehensively approached Lenny, he stood up, did a thrust-n-grind, and then proceeded to try and turn on the DVD player through the fabric of his pants.